"talk dirty to me"
i have like
three irl friends
that i see
once a month if im lucky lmao
theon high fives everyone after sex. i don’t mean everyone he has sex with i mean just everyone. ‘hey man did u hear? i had sex AGAIN *high fives a rly confused rickon*’
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.
Your mother’s dead. Before long I’ll be dead, and you and your brother and your sister and all of her children, all of us dead, all of us rotting underground. It’s the family name that lives on. It’s all that lives on. Not your personal glory, not your honor… but family. You understand?
CRIES AN OCEAN I HAD TO DRAW SOMETHING
THEY’RE SO PRECIOUS AND ADORABLE AND AAAAAAAAAAA
My teacher forgot the finals at home omfg
Havarti cheese is soooo good
I just saw an anti-abortion sign that said “men will miss fatherhood”
I wasn’t aware he was pregnant. I wasn’t aware he was the one carrying around essentially a parasite. I wasn’t aware it was his decision.
I fucking hate Florida wow
tbh i hope pokemon is still a thing when i have kids
i want to show them it
then i want to crush their dreams by 6-0ing their whole team
THE SHINY CHARM IS BULLSHIT I CANNO T FIND THIS FUCKING SHINY POKEMON